It must be so hard navigating the world like this. Working a job that doesn't excite you, being a virgin despite your best efforts to get laid, and wandering around aimlessly, purposeless. None of that matters now because I'm here. The only one willing and capable of taming you, molding you into a handhumping drone whose purpose is sending all your cash to Me. Honoring Me. Worshipping Me. Serving Me the only way that matters, through your wallet. So relax, turn your brain off and allow your Miss to do all the thinking, I have plans for you.